I did the Vegas bachelorette thing last week with a couple of friends and my sister. *Side note, I’m not overly fond of the term “bachelorette,” but it’s a million times better than the British “hen do.” Though, apparently the Canadians call them Stagettes.*
Anyhow, we somehow ended up carrying a six foot inflatable penis around the Vegas strip one night, which was quite the experience. My phone has predictive text, as in it predicts your next word based on your past text messages. This is what it predicts when I type “Six foot inflatable”
My phone now thinks I’m a pervert.