Suri’s burn book never disappoints

Victoria Beckham is hidden entirely behind Harper, age 1.

Brad and Angelina have a wine now, I guess. Because why not? It’s called the Miraval Rose 2012, it sells for $139 for six bottles, and I hear it tastes like sacrificial pony blood with traces of greasy beard and afternotes of skank. It’s not for everyone.

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