You know me so well, Amazon.
via Suri’s Burn Book
I promise to be more interesting soon and have things to write about. Right now I’m mostly packing, cleaning, training, shopping, and rolling over 401K’s. So far moving to Belize is tedious. I thought someone had ordered me business cards and got really excited until I opened the box and realized it was a stamp with someone else’s name on it. I’m basically a mule for things that are too expensive to ship to San Pedro, which is kind of fun. Case in point, here’s part of an email from the new boss:
“If you have ANY luggage space, please bring a good sized bag or two of Jolly Ranchers or Werthers caramels.”
Here are the promised animals doing cute things until my life gets more exciting.
This is all I have to say about moving:
“This font’s really hard to read.”
Victoria Beckham is hidden entirely behind Harper, age 1.
Brad and Angelina have a wine now, I guess. Because why not? It’s called the Miraval Rose 2012, it sells for $139 for six bottles, and I hear it tastes like sacrificial pony blood with traces of greasy beard and afternotes of skank. It’s not for everyone.
Have you ever really, really wanted something, and then you get it and all of a sudden it seems like a terrible idea? But also the best idea ever? Yeah, I’m going through that right now. More to come.